Susannah Harrison

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SNOOPERS PARADISE

My father’s pencilled annotation on my map, “interesting little shops” marks Brighton’s North Laine. Here amongst the cafes, boutiques and expensive gift shops lies Snoopers Paradise. The shop is a sprawling sequence of rooms containing bric-a-brac and antiques no longer required by the original owners. On entering I pass through a turnstile and under a sign that reads, “we buy for cash, ask for John.”

Inside are a series of shelves and numbered display cabinets containing china, glass and cheap costume jewellery. There are baskets of old photographs, torn or shaken from their albums. Some of the pictures have been carefully labelled on the back in blue ink. Here I find the monochrome memories of someone’s beach holiday to the Isle of Wight in 1909, now on sale for 30p each. On the back of a large mounted group photograph and written in neat copperplate handwriting are the words, “with love and best wishes from Frank and Lilian.”

There are souvenirs commemorating the wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer, an empty photograph album and a £2 coin.

...dead people's clothes...

There are musical instruments including several guitars, violins, a trumpet and an upright piano. They are out of tune and unpractised, their previous owners arthritic. There are unwanted toys, threadbare teddy bears, Rubik’s cubes and board games. There are old-fashioned telephones, the ones with the dials that were around 30 years ago. My parents used to have a red one. My brother and I took it apart one day to see how it worked.

On the walls are pictures of horses and hunt scenes; there are prints and paintings and mirrors. There are shelves of paperweights, Toby jugs, binoculars and bottle gardens. For £75 I can buy a stuffed stork in a glass case, complete with snake in its mouth.

An assortment of plates, bowls and cups are stacked on a low table in one corner. The turquoise and white patterned crockery is identical to my parents’ dinner service. It had been their wedding present. This set is incomplete. Where is the rest of it, broken or sold? Were the owners another bride and groom from 1973? Are they dead or divorced? Perhaps they just went off the pattern.

There is a cupboard full of little suitcases, the kind elderly people have when they go into hospital. There are second-hand clothes and a hat stand full of old fashioned hats. Who wore them? Are they dead people’s clothes?

A blond girl of about eight years old, dressed in a grey jumper and three-quarter length trousers, is leading a small brown pug around the shop. It is actually the dog who appears to be more in control and is dragging her around. It keeps on yapping and biting its lead.

The lady at the till is thirty-something. She is wearing a black jumper and has dark rimmed glasses. She is smoking a thin cigar as she wraps a vase in pages from the Daily Mail. I glance at the top sheet that shows a picture of Charles and Camilla. The headline asks the question, “Can anything else go wrong?”

This is Susannah Harrison's third piece for Un-Made-Up.

Photo by
Chloe Faulkner. Kind thanks.  

9:05 PM - 21/1/2007 - post comment


Photograph

Please can my Photograph be credited to me:
with a link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/horriblecherry/293092612/
and me name: Chloe Faulkner

Anonymous - 5:12 PM - 4/2/2007


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